You will watch South Park Season 14 Episode 4 You Have 0 Friends online for free episodes with high quality. Online episode guide, South Park Season 14 Episode 4 You Have 0 Friends.Kyle, Cartman and Kenny surprise Stan by creating a Facebook account for him. Stan protests, saying he does not want to get “sucked into” Facebook. Cartman warns Stan that if he does not add any friends to his Facebook profile, he will end up like fellow student Kip, a Facebook member who has had his account for six months and has no Facebook friends. Kyle starts to pity Kip and adds him as a friend, much to the joy of Kip. Kip is shown to be shy and nerdy, and tells his parents about his new “friend”.