You will watch South Park Season 1 Episode 1 Cartman Gets an Anal Probe online for free episodes with high quality. Online episode guide, South Park season 1 Episode 1 Cartman Gets an Anal Probe.Cartman dreams aliens abduct him and insert things into his anus. Upon being told of the dream, Stan and Kyle try to convince him that the “dream” really happened, but Cartman dismisses them. Ike gets abducted and his brother Kyle tries to rescue him. During a first encounter, Kenny gets killed. The boys eventually lure the aliens back, using the machine lodged inside Cartman, thus allowing Ike to break free. Meanwhile, the aliens communicate with the cows, which they consider to be the most intelligent species on the planet.