Watch full Horrible Histories 2009 Season 5 Episode 1 full HD online. Cartoon video Horrible Histories 2009 Episode 50 online for free in HD. Smashing Saxons: Woden calls on select members of his pantheon to form … part of a unit of time? in “Weekdays Assemble” (parody of Avengers Assemble). A farmer shares his surefire–if ridiculously complex–secret for growing crops with his neighbour.
Slimy Stuarts: The “Historical Grimefighters” arrive to clean up after Charles II’s courtiers (parody of Grimefighters).
Groovy Greeks: Video game: Play as elderly Archimedes and outwit the brawny opposition in Ultimate City Defender. Alms-distributing Aesop ends up on the wrong end of the story of the pretentious fable-writer and the angry mob.
Vile Victorians: “The Only Way is Hertfordshire”: Upper-class women share their most outrageous beauty secrets (parody of The Only Way is Essex). The Beach Watch tries to remain modest and do their jobs at the same time.
Troublesome 20th Century: Neil Armstrong pitches his Apollo 11 Weight Loss Programme (advertisement).
Measly Middle Ages: A vow of love means a knight must head into battle with a serious handicap. Richard the Lionheart can barely wait for his coronation to be over before heading off to the Crusades.
Gorgeous Georgians: Hostile Environment Training: Escorting an unpopular nobleman through the streets of London. Jonathan Wild, Thief-Taker General, hits upon a novel method of keeping himself employed (parody of Sherlock).