You will watch American Dad! Season 1 Episode 9 – A Smith in the Hand online for free episodes with high quality. Online episode guide, American Dad! Season 1 Episode 9 – A Smith in the HandA Smith in the Hand Stan decides to teach Steve sex ed himself, teaching him the “evils” of masturbation. However, Stan suffers an embarrassing accident, and his ointment use turns into an addiction to masturbation. Meanwhile, Roger becomes a bartender after Hayley insults him about doing nothing but watch sleazy reality shows on TV.